Wednesday, March 10, 2004
I spend my time fixing things so that stupid people can't screw them up. I make barriers of anti-stupidness to keep you safe. And you don't know it. It's not even my real job, but I do it anyway. I blame my parents for my insane work ethic. It's seemingly out of fashion these days, and tends to confuse people. Of course, breathing tends to confuse most people, so it isn't much of a stretch.