Word of the day: azcue
Usage (as seen on an eBay auction description): "Picture Tube does turn on however the picture is a bit azcue and will require a technician to service or repair."
So, no, "azcue" is not something used by Aztecs while playing billiards, nor is it when people from Arizona wait in line. It's the horrible, horrible union of what happens when "Hooked on Phonics" runs head-first into someone who doesn't know what a spell checker is.
I can't wait for the fall of civilization. Really. Most people won't even know it happened. They'll be too busy watching reality TV while scarfing down low carb Big Macs like popcorn.