Friday, March 14, 2008

I'm Better At Math Than That!

OK, so... watching a news story about the little old lady in New Mexico who beat the crap out of the guy who tried to steal her purse. The news reporter said that the would-be purse snatcher was "four times younger" than the aforementioned little old lady. The woman is 83, so negative four times 83 is -332. Wow! Kids today! They're turning to crime hundreds of generations before they're even born!

I need to stop watching the news. My tolerance for stupid is lower than ever.

1 comment:

Sam said...

This took me a minute. My first thought was "What the hell is wrong with you, Rat Bastard?" And I'm still not sure if it's a math problem, a grammar problem, or a mathematical grammar problem.

Math sucks.