Maroon Menace

While eating lunch the other day, we were witness to a group of women from the Red Hat Society. (No, they weren't a bunch of Linux fanatics.) In a nutshell, this organization was formed by some older ladies who wanted to have more fun in life. So what's the first thing they do? Mandate a uniform. Nothing screams "fun" quite so loudly as conformity. Just a bunch of people who are scared that they don't "fit in", so they make their own gang of bitties and say "Look at how different we all are!... in the same way." You rebels, you.

For those of you who haven't yet been sucked into a cult, there's still hope. Oh, and if you think you haven't been sucked into a cult, but you enjoy reality TV shows, I've got some bad news for you...