Ch-ch-ch-changes

Very, very, very big life-changing event is imminent. (No, it's not a damn baby. Go jump off something tall if you thought that.) I'm not posting it today for a couple reasons... have to tell the family first, and if I post it today people will think it's an April Fool's joke. Just like some people thought my apartment fire was. Actually, this makes my apartment fire look like a joke in comparison.